BAD FOR HR.
GOOD FOR YOUR WARDROBE.
Graphic tees for people who were definitely mentioned in the meeting.
SPOTLIGHT$49.99I Got a Pizza Party Instead of a Raise T-Shirt – Funny Pizza Work Humor Tee
YOUR NEXT WRITE-UP.
Official streetwear garments available for direct purchase with instant secure checkout.
I’m a Team Player — The Team Is The Problem T-Shirt
“Collaborative sabotage prevention unit.”
HRS Nightmare Heavy Long-Sleeve Tee
“Official uniform for disciplinary hearings.”
Hi-Vis Hoodie — "Professionally Inappropriate" Heavy-Duty Safety Pullover
“High-visibility warning for management.”
I Got a Pizza Party Instead of a Raise T-Shirt – Funny Pizza Work Humor Tee
“Wear your entire annual compensation package.”
Professionally Inappropriate Stone Wash Heavy Tee
“Heavy stone wash with zero corporate compliance.”
I'm Not Flirting I Need a Favor T-Shirt
“Direct transactional honesty for cross-functional chaos.”
Oversized Tee — “My Work Ethic Is On Minimum Wage” Graphic Shirt
Hi-Vis Hoodie — “I’m Not Flirting I Need A Favor” Safety Pullover
Women’s Crop Tee - “I’m Not Flirting, I Need A Favor” Retro Kiss Graphic
THEY HAD MONEY FOR PIZZA.
NOT YOUR RAISE.
“WEAR YOUR COMPENSATION PACKAGE.”
Featuring the approved pizza-trophy artwork on a pedestal, laurel wreath, and banner reading:“PEPPERONI IS NOT A BENEFIT.”Preserved faithfully in high-density print on premium heavy cotton.
BUILT FOR THE PEOPLE
HR KEEPS AN EYE ON.
HR’s Nightmare turns inside thoughts into outside clothes. Workplace sarcasm, questionable judgment, and statements that probably shouldn’t be in writing.
REBELLIOUS STREETWEAR
Designed to look like an authentic clothing label with a recognizable identity, not a generic gift catalog.
DEADPAN SATIRE
Short, sharp, corporate language turned into fashion statements that require no additional explanation.
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Standard operating procedures and purchasing details.
Where do I complete my purchase?+
Directly right here on our official storefront. Select your garment, choose your size and color variant, and complete secure checkout in seconds.
How do I choose my size?+
Each product detail page displays available sizes (S through 4XL depending on the garment). We recommend your true standard unisex streetwear size for a relaxed, heavyweight fit.
What are your shipping and fulfillment times?+
Orders are processed immediately upon checkout confirmation. Garments are printed on demand and dispatched within 2–5 business days with automated email tracking.
What is your return & exchange policy?+
Every garment is custom-crafted to your order specifications. In the unlikely event of a manufacturing defect, damaged delivery, or misprint, contact our team with a photo of the incident for an immediate replacement.
How should I care for my HR's Nightmare tee?+
Wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve the high-impact screenprint graphics and vintage distressed texture.